Who says journalists only rub shoulders with Proseco-gobbling left-wing elitists?

For the record, I hang with all elitist—right-wing, left-wing, clipped-wing—so long as the gathering takes place at a nice, swanky place and there’s free food and spirits. I’ve attended The Federalist Society events, as well as gay pride and diversity celebrations—and had a jolly time at most of them. (Just a passing observation: Conservatives tend to serve only wine, while liberals are more into cocktails.)