The Fourth of July is coming up, so it’s no time for serious news. Here’s my roundup for some oddly amusing/curious news and gossip for you to digest by the pool or beach:

Eat (or Drink) Your Heart Out, You Snotty New York Law Firms! Who would have thought that one of the most pedestrian law firms in our nation would land the most glamorous deal (and the most glam client) in the land?