Hey fellow parents–Are you dreading having The Talk with your son or daughter?

No need to rush out and buy “Our Bodies, Ourselves.” You can just give your kid a copy of an opinion on Friday by the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit. It’s all pretty much there, in cringe-inducing, “implantation-of-the-fertilized-egg-in-the-uterine-lining” glory.