It’s been much too long since we checked out the loves and lusts of lawyers. Let’s start with the clean, happy stuff, then move our way to the more sordid news:

1. Venable partner marries sexiest AG in nation. Who says lawyers lack the goods to attract serious lookers? As you might know, a former Sullivan & Cromwell associate is about to march down the aisle with heart throb George Clooney. And just a few weeks ago, a Sheppard Mullin partner got engaged to Wonder Years’s star Danica McKellar.