Let’s just put it on the table: Sheila Birnbaum and Nina Gussack must have an obscene amount of business between them. As we know, Gussack (a partner at Pepper Hamilton) has $65 million in business, while Birnbaum (a Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom legend who joined Quinn Emanuel Urquhart & Sullivan this year) probably has even more.

If they pooled their resources, they could probably buy a tidy little tropical island and sip mango daiquiris into the sunset.